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'Ghost hunters' arrested for trespassing at Magic Landing Amusement Park

 
By ScottL at August 7, 2008 - 6:22am | Funny | News | News

More people sending the study of the paranormal to the toilet, thanx guys!!!!

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Watch Scott L. & Fat Jesus Get 0wn3d!!!!

 
By ScottL at July 8, 2008 - 3:29pm | Funny | News
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Star Wars comes to Holyhead as Darth Vader strikes back in Jedi's back garden

 
By dneudecker at April 1, 2008 - 11:13am | Funny

Follow-up to ScottL's article he posted about the Jedi Church.

I really wish I could have witnessed this! LOL!

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Rule 1 for EVP work, state when you have made a noise

 
By Ghostly Designs at March 8, 2008 - 7:21am | Funny

Of course there are times when you would rather not be identified as the guilty party.
Yvette Fielding of Most Haunted

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Anna Nicole Smith Ghost Haunts the Hard Rock?

 
By ScottL at February 13, 2008 - 5:22am | Funny | Haunting

Ponder your stupidest orb joke in relation to the female anatomy after reading this...

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Gator lunges at man delivering newspapers

 
By Elmer at June 27, 2006 - 12:15am | Funny

POTTSTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A man delivering newspapers at 5 a.m. Monday heard an unusual sound as he got out of his truck to retrieve a misthrown newspaper. He walked between two parked cars and saw a 4-foot alligator.Click here to read more.

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Baseball fans can show support in afterlife

 
By Elmer at June 27, 2006 - 12:02am | Funny

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Die-hard baseball fans will soon have a way to be close to their favorite teams in the afterlife.Click here to read more.

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Intoxicated pelican causes crash

 
By Elmer at June 27, 2006 - 12:00am | Funny

LAGUNA BEACH, Calif. (AP) - The driver was sober but the bird that crashed through the windshield of his car might have been flying under the influence.Click here to read more.

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Police nab ghostly pigeon

 
By Elmer at May 28, 2006 - 11:07pm | Funny

SURI: A pigeon with a miniature plastic skull dangling around its neck with glowing red bulbs in the eye sockets is in the custody of the police after panic about a ghost which has been attacking people leaving scratch marks in five villages in West Bengal's Birbhum district.Click here to read more.

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Judas Priest Meets Nostradamus On New CD

 
By hotrod at May 1, 2006 - 10:18pm | Funny

Although Judas Priest has accomplished just about everything a heavy metal band could possibly hope for, Rob Halford and company have yet to tackle a concept album. Soon, the group will be able to check that off its to-do list, as Priest is currently hard at work penning an album that will tell the story of the 16th century French prophet Nostradamus.

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Mutant superkitty terrorizes & hospitalises Connecticut residents.

 
By Max Szabo at March 31, 2006 - 2:40am | Funny | News

'Lou,' the unstoppable, psychotic, six-toed housecat opened a can of kitty whuppass on Fairfield residents this week, prompting arrests and restraining orders, and leaving one Avon lady trapped in her automobile for an unspecified duration.

Crisis managers have descended upon the town in a bid to prevent further injury and mayhem, and provide psychological assistance to the hundreds of Pit Bulls in the area, who have apparently been mentally scarred by the experience of being upstaged by a fluffy housecat in the high-status, human-victim network news stakes.

 

Woman accidently sells husband's ashes during garage sale.

 
By Max Szabo at March 29, 2006 - 2:19am | Funny | News

Pity the poor dude had to wait until he was dead before he could work out a way to spend a weekend away from his better half.

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Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

 
By Elmer at March 24, 2006 - 12:48pm | Funny

Ok some folks need to lay off the drugs.Click here to read more

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Serial killer donates kidney.

 
By Max Szabo at March 18, 2006 - 10:49pm | Funny | News

Let's just hope that the owner's previous habits don't manifest in the recipient...

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Burglar nails funeral-home worker into coffin during heist.

 
By Max Szabo at March 18, 2006 - 10:45pm | Funny | News

A good thing the hearse driver was on-hand to help him escape.

Hm.

Not that other pseudovampiric hearse driver, I imagine...

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Drunk hearse driver bites cop.

 
By Max Szabo at March 13, 2006 - 1:58am | Funny | News

Presumably this is what comes of pulling over the wrong hearse at the wrong time.

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Iowa woman fakes own death to avoid parking fines.

 
By Max Szabo at March 13, 2006 - 1:54am | Funny | News

If you're going to go to all that trouble, at least have a world-dominating goal in mind, or a plan to make millions of dollars, or save the world, or something.

I mean all that for a $500 fine?

Heck, just get Doug to take your savings down to Vegas to put the shakedown on some fruitmachines down there, and you'll be ahead a few grand before too long...

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Drinking of Hallucinogenic DMT-laced Tea Upheld by Supreme Court.

 
By Max Szabo at February 22, 2006 - 7:42pm | Funny | News

The 'O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal' religious sect can chug DMT-laced tea if they want, or so says the Supreme Court in a unanimous decision.

This is in spite of dimethyltryptamine (a fave of 'altered statesman' Terence McKenna) being illegal, apparently.

There is no mention as to the personal preferences of the various justices re tea or coffee, regrettably.

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Anagrams

 
By Doug at February 16, 2006 - 9:24pm | Funny

Since Doug Yurchey mentioned it, I found an anagram generator online.

Anagrams for Ghostly Talk are:

SKAG THY TOLL
GALT HOLT SKY
LAKH LOG TTYS
THATLL GO SKY
ALKYL SHTG TO
STALK LOG THY
TALKS LOG THY
TALK GHOSTLY
TALK SHTG LOY
TALK LOGS THY
TALK SLOG THY
LAKY SHTG LOT
KAY SHTG TOLL
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Have a blast at: the anagram generator

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Dead man rides subway for hours

 
By Elmer at January 29, 2006 - 4:13pm | Funny

NEW YORK, Jan. 23 (UPI) -- It took more than six hours for anyone to realize that a 64-year-old Brooklyn man had died on a New York City subway train.Click here for full story

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