I heard a noise the other night under my bed, so I dove to check it out... It was my little min-pin chewing on an old atari joystick.. I found a few lost and forgotten oddities under there as well, which made me wonder.. Whats under your bed!
Havoc.....touching himself.....
i cant help you have a hot girlfriend and that i need to please myself.
TMI man......
you were the one watching
I wasn't watching, I could hear your unmistakable, girlish moans and grunts while I was trying to sleep......
dude i ussally left after you fell asleep
a dead hooker.
oh and some shoes.
Good one! Definitely one of the first things I've checked for when renting a motel room. You'd be amazed how many people have slept over a dead hooker and didnt even know it...
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