Gimp of choice: Alien Grey, Bigfoot, or Chupacabra?

I guess the Grey would cost least to dress up in black vinyl...

Hm.

This sounds like an episode of my Redneck Ghosthunter TV show. Our hero Billy-Bob comes across an über-redneck that keeps cryptozoological entities in his basement, and makes them wish they really REALLY didn't exist.

He could say something like "Well, I'd guess its about time ter put the abnormal inter the paranormal" before setting off downstairs with his latest cryptozoologically-specific torture devices.

He could also tell Billy-Bob to "Git away from ma Grey Gimp, damnit!"

BB could free the (thankful) exo's but somehow fail to document their existence before the end credits...