Pope's iPod not haunted (it's official).

I can vouch for this article which (notably) does not reveal that the iPod in question (which came in white, rather than black, obviously) was regrettably found to contain an entirely inexplicable track from the Romanian deathcore band 'God', which was carefully expunged by someone known to me and is now the subject of investigation within the Holy See (most notably some well-connected altar boys of dubious reputation).

Steve Jobs may get a strongly-worded email, it is rumored...