Dick Cheney's 'Make Your Own Damn Ghost' approach...

By Max Szabo at February 13, 2006 - 12:17am | Ghost Hunting Tips & Tricks

All you need is a shotgun and a lawyer.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060213/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident

(Well, after all, who's going to miss another lawyer, anyway?)

By Max Szabo on February 14, 2006 - 6:20pm

Look like the lead-peppered lawyer had a heart attack when a pellet migrated to his heart.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/14/politics/14cnd-cheney.html?hp&ex=1139979600&en=63a05f9718052989&ei=5094&

Gee, I hope he's ok.

But not NEARLY as much as Cheney himself, I suspect.

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By ScottL on February 13, 2006 - 4:03pm

What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his kneck in shit??
(The Exciting Answer Will Be Posted Later)

-Scott L. - Co-Host Of Ghostly Talk Bitchez!!

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By TushyGalore on February 13, 2006 - 9:19am

You're so mean.

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By Max Szabo on February 13, 2006 - 5:07pm

Actually, are there any lawyer jokes that aren't dripping with vituperative hatred?

I prefer drummer jokes, actually. (Current fave being, 'How do you know when a drummer's stool is level?')

Hm.

Does anyone even bother to write bass-payer jokes?

*ducks*

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By Gerry Bacon on February 16, 2007 - 4:27am

I've heard plenty of bass player jokes, although I can't remember anyright now. So, how does one tell when a drummer's stool is level?

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By Elmer on February 13, 2006 - 5:47pm

no cause there to damned easy

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By Max Szabo on February 14, 2006 - 10:26pm

The follow-up to my drummer joke is (of course);

"When he's drooling evenly from either side of his mouth."

*ducks*

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By Gerry Bacon on February 16, 2007 - 4:28am

Then you must know how many lead guitarists it takes to change a light bulb.

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